A customer at our bookstore asked me, “Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play.”
#117 April 3, 2009
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
#85 June 4, 2008
Did you hear about three Hollywood superstars making a film on the great Western composers? There was considerable debate on which star gets which role. Eventually, there was some consensus and Stallone said, “I will be Beethoven.” Tom Cruise said, “I will be Mozart.” At which point, Schwarzenegger spoke up – “I will be Bach.”
#83 June 3, 2008
A man dreams that he is writing The Lord of the Rings but actually he is only Tolkien in his sleep.
#57 June 2, 2008
Recently, a group of art experts were studying the Mona Lisa. Gradually, one by one, they started sneezing. Some of them had watery eyes and some had a fever. It turned out that they had contracted the mysterious Da Vinci Cold.
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