How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “Coping with darkness”.
#115 February 12, 2009
How many tech-support people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?
#114 February 12, 2009
How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty-one—one to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins.
#52 June 1, 2008
How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he waits until the last minute to cram it in.
#42 June 1, 2008
Q: How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and the other 19 to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
#25 May 31, 2008
How many US presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to declare it a shining beacon of hope and freedom.
#18 May 31, 2008
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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