As they leave the courthouse, a lawyer turns to his grim-looking client and says, “Janez, what’s wrong? You were acquitted.” “I know, but now I’m really in trouble,” says Janez. “I just rented out my apartment for three years.”
#54 June 1, 2008
A lawyer specializing in personal injury decided to branch out, so he added libel claims to his practice. He wanted to add insult to injury.
#31 May 31, 2008
Cross a librarian and a lawyer and what do you get?
All the information you want, except you can’t understand it.
#13
Lawyers are leaving their mark everywhere. Today I went to the aquarium and saw a sign that said Alleged Killer Whale.
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