A golfer was way behind in the championship game when he hit his ball into the rough. Bending to retrieve it, he came face to face with an elf.
“Want some help with your game?” the elf asked.
“That would be great!”
“Okay,” said the elf. “But for every time I help, you’ll lose one year of your sex life.”
The golfer agreed and won the game.
Getting into his car later, he found the elf sitting on his dashboard. “I helped you ten times,” the elf said. “That’s ten years. Now, what’s your name?”
“Father O’Malley.”
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