When I go to West Africa I’m Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I’ve Benin Timbuktu.
#116 April 3, 2009
Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where workers fear they may get a raw deal.
#100 June 24, 2008
Ten Thousand years ago the first humans came to North America by crossing over from Russia to Alaska. They hadn’t actually intended to do this. They got lost and couldn’t get their Berings Strait.
#92 June 12, 2008
A mentally challenged man jumped off the Paris bridge. He was reported to be in Seine.
#3 May 31, 2008
Visiting France on a wine-tasting trip, a woman drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast. She swore never to get plastered in Paris again.
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