Jokes.

A collection of jokes.

#134 November 13, 2009

Filed under: animals,Bars and Bartenders,professions,pun,wordplay — wanderlust @ 9:17 pm
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a scotch and … Coke.”
“Why the long pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know,” says the bear. “I’ve always had them.”

 

#129 September 27, 2009

Filed under: illnesses,one-liners,pun,wordplay — wanderlust @ 7:08 am
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

 

#128

Filed under: one-liners,wordplay — wanderlust @ 7:03 am
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The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s plaster cast.

 

#127 July 7, 2009

Filed under: music,professions,pun,wordplay — wanderlust @ 12:29 pm
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Q. Why are tenors like pirates?
A. They’re both murder on the high C’s.

 

#124

Filed under: one-liners,professions,pun,wordplay — wanderlust @ 12:06 pm
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Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

 

#116 April 3, 2009

Filed under: pun,travel,wordplay — wanderlust @ 9:21 am
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Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where workers fear they may get a raw deal.

 

#108 October 3, 2008

Filed under: Doctors,illnesses,one-liners,pun,wordplay — wanderlust @ 6:38 am
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There’s this guy who’s just recovered from scarlet fever. He is now in the pink of health.

 

 
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