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		<title>#131</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ A guy walks into a bar with a  lizard on his shoulder. “What do you call that?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,”
says the guy. “Because he’s my  newt.”
Posted in animals, one-liners, pun Tagged: lizard, minute, newt      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=188&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/10/03/131/</link>
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		<title>#130</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Following months of trials, finally a scientist successfully cloned his own genes. He was so thrilled, he was beside himself.
Posted in geek, one-liners, professions, pun Tagged: genetics, science, scientist      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=185&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/10/03/130/</link>
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		<title>#129</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend. To be  honest, I should have seen the signs.
Posted in illnesses, one-liners, pun, wordplay Tagged: deafness, disability, hearing impaired      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=182&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/09/27/129/</link>
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		<title>#128</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re  signing somebody’s plaster cast.
Posted in one-liners, wordplay Tagged: accident, plaster      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=179&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/09/27/128/</link>
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		<title>#127</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. Why are tenors like pirates?
A. They’re both murder  on the high C’s.
Posted in music, professions, pun, wordplay Tagged: pirate, tenor      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=176&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/127/</link>
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		<title>#126</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other and said. “That’s Nigel. I overheard his mum saying that he was taking up hang-gliding.”
“Good God,” replied her companion. “The birds will think the  scarecrows are coming up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=173&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/126/</link>
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		<title>#125</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A customer at our bookstore asked me, “Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play.”
Posted in books and movies, funny, stupidity Tagged: romeo and juliet      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=171&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/125/</link>
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		<title>#124</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
Posted in one-liners, professions, pun, wordplay Tagged: actor, stage      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=170&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/124/</link>
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		<title>#123</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled &#8220;Coping with darkness&#8221;.
Posted in light bulb, professions Tagged: social worker      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=167&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/05/17/123/</link>
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		<title>#122</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rich woman calls her butler to the bedroom. &#8220;Jenkins,&#8221;  she says in a low voice. &#8220;Take off my dress&#8221;.
Jenkins takes off her dress.
&#8220;And my stockings&#8221;.
Jenkins takes them off too.
&#8220;And my underwear&#8221;.
Jenkins removes her underwear.
&#8220;Now Jenkins,&#8221; says the woman.
&#8220;If I catch you wearing my clothes again, you&#8217;re fired&#8221;.
Posted in people Tagged: aristocrat, butler   [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=165&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/05/17/122/</link>
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		<title>#121</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I go to West Africa I&#8217;m Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I&#8217;ve Benin Timbuktu.
Posted in travel Tagged: benin, ghana, mali, timbuktu, togo, west africa      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=163&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/121/</link>
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		<title>#120</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The ballet dancer made a pointe.
Posted in one-liners, professions, pun Tagged: ballet, dance, en pointe      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=159&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/120/</link>
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		<title>#119</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
Posted in one-liners, people, pun Tagged: alfred nobel, linus pauling, niels bohr, nobelists      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=156&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/119/</link>
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		<title>#118</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our mother lacks a green thumb, but she keeps at it. Pointing one day to a line of new plants by the kitchen window, my sister whispered to me, “Look—death row.”
Posted in funny, pun       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=154&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/118/</link>
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		<title>#117</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The  bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
Posted in Bars and Bartenders, books and movies, one-liners, people, pun Tagged: charles dickens, oliver twist      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=152&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/117/</link>
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		<title>#116</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=151&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/116/</link>
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		<title>#115</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many tech-support people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Have you tried turning it off and  then turning it on again?
Posted in light bulb, professions Tagged: tech support      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=148&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/115/</link>
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		<title>#114</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty-one—one to hold the bulb  and 20 to drink until the room spins.
Posted in light bulb Tagged: drunk      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=146&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/114/</link>
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		<title>#113</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was 3am in the morning when a man was woken up by a knock at the door. “I’m sorry to bother you, but could you give me a push?” said a stranger. “No way at this time,” the man snarled, shutting the door and returning to bed.
“How rude of you,” his wife admonished him. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=144&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/113/</link>
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		<title>#112</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bob works at a nuclear power station and usually has sandwiches for lunch. As a special treat, however, he brings potatoes to work, cooks them in the reactor and enjoys a delicious meal of fission chips.
Posted in food, pun Tagged: fish and chips, fission, nuclear, nuclear power      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=142&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/112/</link>
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		<title>#111 (touchwood)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So after hearing about Chandrayaan, I wanted to be a space tourist to the Moon.
My hopes were quashed when I went to ISRO &#8211; they said, &#8220;Sorry ma&#8217;am, but the moon&#8217;s full&#8221;.
LORD NELSON!!!
Posted in pun Tagged: chandrayaan, full moon, india space program, isro      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=138&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/10/05/111-touchwood/</link>
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		<title>#110</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sherlock Holmes never paid any income tax. Why?
Brilliant deductions.
Posted in one-liners, people, pun Tagged: income tax, Sherlock Holmes      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=129&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/110/</link>
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		<title>#109</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“I have CDO,” said a man. “It’s like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they’re supposed to be.”
Posted in illnesses, one-liners, people Tagged: obsessive compulsive disorder      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=126&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/109/</link>
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		<title>#108</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this guy who&#8217;s just recovered from scarlet fever. He is now in the pink of health.
Posted in Doctors, illnesses, one-liners, pun, wordplay Tagged: scarlet fever      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=124&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/10/03/108/</link>
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		<title>#107</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into the street and hails a taxi that is just passing by.
“Perfect timing,” he tells the driver. “You’re just like Frank.”
“Who?” asks the cabbie.
“Frank Fielding. He’s a man who did everything right, all the time. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could have played golf with the pros. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=122&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/08/31/107/</link>
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		<title>#106</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The police pick up a con artist trying to pull the old Fountain of Youth scam. The con artist is selling bottles filled with a liquid that he claims slows down the ageing process. The officer tells his partner, &#8220;Frank, check his record. I think he has played this game before.&#8221;
Frank reports back, &#8220;You&#8217;re right, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=120&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/08/17/106/</link>
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		<title>#105</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On a dark, stormy night, a driver stops his empty bus to pick up an ashen-faced woman. She grunts what sounds like thank you and makes her way to the back of the vehicle. Unsettled by his odd, raven-haired passenger, the driver glances back at her in his mirror several times as he winds his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=119&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/105/</link>
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		<title>#104</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mary had a little lamb&#8230; and then she had some dessert.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=118&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/104/</link>
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		<title>#103</title>
		<description><![CDATA[René Descartes was in a house of ill repute when the place was raided. All the ladies managed to flee, but René was caught. It seems no one wanted to put Descartes before the whores.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=117&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/103/</link>
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		<title>#102</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some tourists were walking through the White House. One had two children, a five year old boy named Jimmy, and a three month old girl named Linda.
The mother got tired of pushing the stroller so she said, &#8220;Jimmy, cart her around.&#8221;
The janitor who overheard this said &#8220;No, but George Bush is.&#8221;
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/102/</link>
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		<title>#101</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The police found and arrested two young people the other day. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one &#8230; and let the other one off.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=114&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/101/</link>
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		<title>#100</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten Thousand years ago the first humans came to North America by crossing over from Russia to Alaska. They hadn&#8217;t actually intended to do this. They got lost and couldn&#8217;t get their Berings Strait.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=113&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/100/</link>
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		<title>#99</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sigh!&#8221;, said the egg in the monastery, &#8220;From the frying pan into the Friar&#8221;.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=112&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/99/</link>
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		<title>#98</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rajni doesn&#8217;t pun&#8230; he Kanth.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=111&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/21/98/</link>
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		<title>#97</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t care who you are! Just get your reindeer off my roof!&#8221;
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=110&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/97/</link>
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		<title>#96</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes to a psychiatrist. &#8220;Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I&#8217;m a teepee, then I&#8217;m a wigwam, then I&#8217;m a teepee, then I&#8217;m a wigwam. It&#8217;s driving me crazy. What&#8217;s wrong with me?&#8221;
The doctor replies, &#8220;It&#8217;s very simple. You&#8217;re two tents.&#8221;
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=108&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/96/</link>
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		<title>#95</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=107&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/95/</link>
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		<title>#94</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces: &#8220;I&#8217;m looking for the man who shot my paw.&#8221;
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/94/</link>
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		<title>#93</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/92-2/</link>
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		<title>#92</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A mentally challenged man jumped off the Paris bridge. He was reported to be in Seine.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/92/</link>
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		<title>#91</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He said I was average&#8230; how mean!
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/91/</link>
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		<title>#90</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maharishi Mahesh Yogi refused painkillers during his root canal&#8230; he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/90/</link>
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		<title>#89</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I get my large circumference from too much pi.
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		<title>#88</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/88/</link>
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		<title>#87</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/87/</link>
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		<title>#86</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Life’s been a struggle for my family recently. The other day, my wife opened the front door and a steak and kidney pie hit her in the face. Then my daughter opened a cupboard and was struck by a plate of fish and chips. I was lying in bed this morning and a bowl of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=87&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/86/</link>
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		<title>#85</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about three Hollywood superstars making a film on the great Western composers? There was considerable debate on which star gets which role. Eventually, there was some consensus and Stallone said, &#8220;I will be Beethoven.&#8221; Tom Cruise said, &#8220;I will be Mozart.&#8221; At which point, Schwarzenegger spoke up &#8211; &#8220;I will be Bach.&#8221;
 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=97&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/85/</link>
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		<title>#84</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man had a dog. Every night the dog used to shout in his sleep &#8211; &#8220;I am Bill Gates&#8230; I discovered Penicillin&#8230; I play the mandolin&#8230;&#8221; and so on. Despite having such a strange pet, the man always remained unperturbed. After all, he knew that it is always better to let sleeping dogs lie.
 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=94&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/84/</link>
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		<title>#83</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man dreams that he is writing The Lord of the Rings but actually he is only Tolkien in his sleep.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/83/</link>
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		<title>#82</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having been to the Brand Equity Quiz, I thought of writing about a guy and his girlfriend, both of whom were ardent quizzers. They were quite active in the Calcutta quizzing circuit.
Their general knowledge was fantastic. Armed with their GK and love for each other, the couple won every major quiz in Calcutta. This continued [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=92&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/82/</link>
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		<title>#81</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had a bet with a mate that Pavarotti would live to 100. Just lost a tenor.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/81/</link>
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		<title>#80</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend Sid has started calling himself S.
He’s had to. Someone stole his ID.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/80/</link>
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		<title>#79</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy moved in with his girlfriend and her enormous collection of old magazines. They took up an entire room in the apartment. “It’s me or the magazines,” Roy insisted. When she refused to part with any of them, Roy left. Like he told his friends, she just had too many issues
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/79/</link>
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		<title>#78</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rope walks into a pub. The barman says, “You were in here the other week causing trouble. Go on, get out.”
The rope shuffles outside and winds his top half round his bottom half, vigorously rubs his head against a lamppost then goes back into the pub. “Oi!” shouts the barman. “Didn’t I just throw [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=88&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/78/</link>
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		<title>#77</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Got an odd-job man in. He was useless. Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven.
Had to get an even-job man in to finish off.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/77/</link>
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		<title>#76</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office. “Doctor, every time I see 50 and 25 paise coins, I have a panic attack! What can my problem be?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” the doctor answers. “You’re just afraid of change.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/76/</link>
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		<title>#75</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the Pepsi exec who got fired? He tested positive for Coke.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/75/</link>
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		<title>#74</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In New York, seven funeral-home directors pleaded guilty to selling body parts to biomedical supply companies. The men’s lawyers got them a good deal — but it cost them an arm and a leg.


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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/74/</link>
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		<title>#73</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My laptop was driving me crazy. “A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem. “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel
syndrome.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/73/</link>
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		<title>#72</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. Why did the snail take off his shell?
A. He was feeling a little sluggish.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/72/</link>
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		<title>#71</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An old man goes into a café and asks the waiter if they have any baked beans.
“Yes, of course,” replies the waiter.
“I’ll have two tins on toast, then,” says the pensioner.
The waiter brings the meal over and the old chap happily munches away, downs a cup of tea then trots out into the street.
Less than [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=78&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/71/</link>
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		<title>#70</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What’s the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
“Why, that’s a difference of a pinion.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/70/</link>
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		<title>#69</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The phone rings in a tourist agency:
“Do you sell tours to Egypt?”
“Yes.”
“What resorts do they have there?”
“Hurgada, Nuveyba, Taba…”
“Fine! Nuveyda’s the one!”
“And when would you like to go there? Can we make your booking?
“Never! We’re trying to finish a crossword!”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/69/</link>
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		<title>#68</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They just hired a new consultant at my job. I asked him a question. He said, “I could tell you, but then I would have to bill you.


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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/68/</link>
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		<title>#67</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A linguistics professor is teaching her students about grammar in foreign languages.
“In English,” she says, “A double negative forms a positive. In other languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive is a negative.”
Just then a voice from the back of the class [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=74&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>#66</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This paper bag is in terrible, unexplained pain, so he goes to see his GP.
The doctor looks into his medical history and runs some tests. “Your condition is incurable, I’m afraid,” he tells him.
“My God, how did I catch it?” says the bag.
“It’s genetic. Sadly, your grandfather was a carrier.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/66/</link>
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		<title>#65</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The owner of a men’s clothing store is very annoyed with a salesman who has not managed to sell a certain suit for a long time. Once, he comes to the store and sees that this particular suit is no longer on display. He asks a new salesman:
“Where is that terrible suit? What have you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=72&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/65/</link>
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		<title>#64</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the lights in the cinema dimmed and the opening credits of the film appeared on screen, one of the viewers leaned closer to his neighbour and asked:
“Excuse me, but can you tell me what’s written on the screen?”
“The opening titles…”
“I see…can you tell me the name of the producer? My eyesight isn’t too good…”
“But [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=71&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/64/</link>
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		<title>#63</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“Hamburger and fries,” a man orders.
“Me too,” says the ostrich sitting beside him.
“That’s $9.40,” the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change.
They return the next day. Both order a steak and potato, and again the man pays with exact change.
“How do you do that?” the waitress asks.
“A genie [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=70&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/63/</link>
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		<title>#62</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two surgeons and a dermatologist were having lunch in their cafeteria when the first two doctors began to laugh hysterically.
“What’s so funny?” the dermatologist asked, confused.
“Sorry, you wouldn’t understand,” one of the surgeons said. “It’s an inside joke.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/62/</link>
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		<title>#61</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/61/</link>
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		<title>#60</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you call twin policemen?
Copies.


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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/60/</link>
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		<title>#59</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do get when you cross a snake with a rabbit and an amoeba?
A: An adder that can multiply and divide.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/59/</link>
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		<title>#58</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In his castle the king had locked a beautiful girl. He lavished her with gifts, but dressed her in the most horrible rags.
Every night, she would stare out of the dungeon window, waiting for a brave knight to rescue her. But every knight who rode up would take one look at her and ride away [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=65&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/58/</link>
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		<title>#57</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, a group of art experts were studying the Mona Lisa. Gradually, one by one, they started sneezing. Some of them had watery eyes and some had a fever. It turned out that they had contracted the mysterious Da Vinci Cold.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/57/</link>
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		<title>#56</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a hard day at work, a circular saw and a belt sander go to their favourite bar. As they&#8217;re relaxing, some other power tools join them. The saw turns to the sander and says, &#8220;You know the drill, don&#8217;t you?&#8221;
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/56/</link>
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		<title>#55</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God is talking to an angel about creating the world. &#8220;I just made a 24-hour period,&#8221; God explains. &#8220;It will be half-light and half-dark, and will keep repeating itself until the end of time.&#8221;
&#8220;Wow,&#8221; says the angel. &#8220;What are you going to do next?&#8221;
&#8220;Well,&#8221; God answers, &#8220;I think I&#8217;ll call it a day.&#8221;
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/55/</link>
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		<title>#54</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer specializing in personal injury decided to branch out, so he added libel claims to his practice. He wanted to add insult to injury.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/54/</link>
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		<title>#53</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the man who spent his life collecting memorabilia of Wonder Woman, Joan of Arc and Florence Nightingale?
Apparently, he was a heroine addict.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/53/</link>
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		<title>#52</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he waits until the last minute to cram it in.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/52/</link>
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		<title>#51</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yes, they got him on possession.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/51/</link>
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		<title>#50</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut?
A: Eclipse it..
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/50/</link>
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		<title>#49</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What would you call an instruction manual for ventriloquists?
A: Dummies for Dummies.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/49/</link>
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		<title>#48</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We’re told Abe Lincoln studied by the fireplace, Mozart composed by candlelight and Galileo did his inventing by the light of an oil lamp. Didn’t any of these guys ever think of working during the day?
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/48/</link>
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		<title>#47</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A kangaroo bounds round the Australian outback. When it comes to a halt, a little penguin climbs out of the kangaroo’s pouch. It looks awfully giddy and is promptly sick.
Meanwhile, a little kangaroo sits on a South Pole beach shivering, crying and mumbling to itself, “I hate school exchange trips.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/47/</link>
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		<title>#46</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sitting in a posh restaurant, a man spots a gorgeous redhead at the next table. He spends ages checking her out, but doesn’t have the nerve to speak to her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes hurtling out of its socket towards him. He reaches out, grabs it in the air and gives it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=51&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/46/</link>
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		<title>#45</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Saddam Hussein decided that he wanted to document his memoirs, so he asked his guard for a stenographer.
The guard came back a little while later with a laptop computer instead.
“No thanks,” Saddam said. “I’m a dictator.”
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		<title>#44</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into his GP’s surgery with a cymbal and some bongo drums on his head.
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “It’s just a mild case of percussion.”
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		<title>#43</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having raised donkeys for years, an old farmer discovered an unusually intelligent animal. He remembered stories of horses learning to add and subtract by stomping their hooves. Thinking his donkey was smarter than any horse, he went a step further and taught him to multiply and divide.
The farmer, sure the public would pay to see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=48&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>#42</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and the other 19 to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
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		<title>#41</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two TV aerials got married. Apparently, the wedding was rubbish, but the reception was absolutely brilliant.
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		<title>#40</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A medical research group advertised in the paper for volunteers with obsessive-compulsive disorder to take part in a study of their condition.
The response was overwhelming: 300 replies the day the advert was published. Unfortunately, they were all from the same person.
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		<title>#39</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rabbi, a priest, and a guru walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
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		<title>#38</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bill gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine, tailored suit.
“That’s really nice,” says Bill. “Where [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com&blog=3829418&post=43&subd=chuckleandguffaw&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>#37</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to see his GP: “Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a famous psychoanalyst.”
“I see,” says the doctor. “Tell me about your symptoms.”
“Well, it all started when I was Jung…”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/37/</link>
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		<title>#36</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry to hear about the recent passing of Robert Kearns, the man who invented the
intermittent windshield wiper. At his funeral, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Then there was. Then there wasn’t.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/36/</link>
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		<title>#35</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle.
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/35/</link>
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		<title>#34</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of cups of yoghurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind in here,” the bartender says.
“Why not?” one yoghurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/34/</link>
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		<title>#33</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup. “I think something is wrong with your back,” the doctor says.
“What makes you say that?” Quasimodo asks.
“I don’t know,” the doctor replies. “It’s just a hunch.”
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		<link>http://chuckleandguffaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/33/</link>
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		<title>#32</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr watson was in his local pub. He’d had too much to drink, it was way past closing time and he was getting a bit rowdy.
“Come on,” said the barman. “Haven’t you got Holmes to go to?”
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