The phone rings in a tourist agency:
“Do you sell tours to Egypt?”
“Yes.”
“What resorts do they have there?”
“Hurgada, Nuveyba, Taba…”
“Fine! Nuveyda’s the one!”
“And when would you like to go there? Can we make your booking?
“Never! We’re trying to finish a crossword!”
In a reader
Jokes. 