Jokes.

A collection of jokes.

#102 June 24, 2008

Filed under: people, pun — wanderlust @ 3:50 pm
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Some tourists were walking through the White House. One had two children, a five year old boy named Jimmy, and a three month old girl named Linda.

The mother got tired of pushing the stroller so she said, “Jimmy, cart her around.”

The janitor who overheard this said “No, but George Bush is.”

 

#7 May 31, 2008

Filed under: people, religion — wanderlust @ 11:16 am
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While walking down the street Moses bumped into George W. Bush. “Hello,” Bush said. “Nice weather we’re having, huh?”

Moses took one look at the President, turned and ran in the other direction.

The next day Moses was walking down the same street and there was Bush. Again, he tried to initiate a conversation.

Again Moses turned and ran away.

Bush was tired of this bizarre treatment, so the next time Moses ran away from him, Bush followed. When he caught up, he asked Moses what was wrong.

Moses said, “The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert.”