Jokes.

A collection of jokes.

#85 June 4, 2008

Filed under: books and movies, people, pun — wanderlust @ 8:44 am
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Did you hear about three Hollywood superstars making a film on the great Western composers? There was considerable debate on which star gets which role. Eventually, there was some consensus and Stallone said, “I will be Beethoven.” Tom Cruise said, “I will be Mozart.” At which point, Schwarzenegger spoke up – “I will be Bach.”

 

#48 June 1, 2008

Filed under: people — wanderlust @ 1:56 pm
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We’re told Abe Lincoln studied by the fireplace, Mozart composed by candlelight and Galileo did his inventing by the light of an oil lamp. Didn’t any of these guys ever think of working during the day?